Monday, September 28, 2009

DON’T YOU JUST LOVE IT?


OK... this happens at almost every office function. There is always some  idiot who messes up things. 

Don’t you just love  it  when at a function
Some   of the fellows
Come with their relos
“I brought Aunt Seri
And  Igo   and Mary”

Don’t you just love it when at a function
Guests uninvited
With a co-worker sighted
Drink beer by the gallon
Then start eating the  melon

Don’t you just love it when at a function
Just three  pigs arrive
When you paid for five
Turns out one’s at Five mile
You’re pissed! yet you smile

Don’t you just love it  when at a function
The drunk  sigi-cum-barman
Tells you he was  a foreman
And well paid too, at Pogera mine
Says he left  after  busting his spine

Don’t you just love it  when at a function
The   applauses get louder
As the night grows  longer
The toilet is reeking
And Jono’s  puking

Don’t you just love it when at a function
Some bloody  idiot beats up his wife
Then from her bilum  she pulls out  a knife    
And heads for a young lady
Whom hubby called “matey”

Don’t you just love it when after  a function…
No one’s  at work 
And Boss goes  berserk
You wonder with a yawn
Where everyone’s gone
You find out amused
That the Gents was unused…
Idiot’s  in jail for a night of fighting…
Wifey’s left for someone exciting…
Jono, in the toilet, is still puking
Sigi-cum-barman’s gone job hunting
The others,  Aunt Seri, Igo and Mary
Went home from  a night  so Merry

-S

Dang! Don’t we ever learn?

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